Saturday, 13 October 2007

Ross Noble,you're an eejit...

Picture the scene: Its the new series of Have I Got News For You and the panellists are in the TV studio. Ross Noble the 'comedian' (dressed in black with long black hair) and Richard Someone-or-other-oh-I've- written-a-book-that's-not-about-Tony-Blair,honest-guv! (whatever) are the guests...

Its about half way through the show and they are talking about the Blue Peter dog Petra and how she died a couple of episodes in so the Blue Peter executive got her replaced seceretly so as to 'not upset the kiddies' ...

Richard Thingy started saying that a grave for Petra used to be at the BBC Blue Peter garden and that he'd passed by it every day for ages . So Ross "I'm a funny comedian,me" Noble pipes up [we are paraphrasing here] Oh I thought you meant that you went to the grave on purpose all in goth make up to be all sad, or words to that effect. Oh,hahahaha,how hysterical, oh I am holding my sides...

Oi; Noble? Nooooooooo! (aka Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse) After reading all the accounts of goths attacked and even killed or suicided due to a**eholes who decided to judge them on appearance then proceed to beat the living s**t out of them, and the high profile case of Sophie Lancaster, I think his remark was in very bad taste. When even people dressed all in black with long black hair starts dissing goths then it's obvious that anti-goth prejudice is rife throughout the UK. The audience didn't really laugh much at his asinine comment so that's something I suppose, but for me the inclusion of goths in the hate crime legislation cannot come soon enough :|

Of COURSE goths sit in graveyards all day (NOT!)
All our rooms ARE painted black and we sit in the dark slitting our wrists (er,no,that's not a goth,or an emo for that matter- that's a HUMAN BEING suffering from depression)
Of COURSE goths deserve it, serves em right for dressing up like that...oh f**k off! Last time I checked it was not against the law or punishable by 'vigilantes' to wear clothes or make up or have hair?! See how ridiculous the prejudice is when you apply it to 'mainstream' culture
It is time this prejudice was knocked on the head...In this so-called PC country of mine (and the only reason 'we' went that way was to combat the prejudice towards women, people of colour/certain religions and LGBs that riddled the UK; in other words we are an intolerant nation and need law to tell 'us' and/or force 'us' to be "nice" to other humans)there is room to add one more subsection of society to that ever expanding list of those suffering prejudice. Part of me wonders (rhetorically) who is it exactly that is being prejudiced when I see grant forms that give precdence to people of colour and the disabled(and god thing too) but not to LBGTs or alternative people. Oo, look,it's the Government; the same one that tells us we have to be 'nice' to others with laws like The Sex Discrimination Act, the Gender Recognition Act sexual orientation rulings, laws for employees, etc etc. And it's also mainstream society that are prejudiced, and who follow the letter but not the spirit of the law...


Did you know that there is NO police remit for crimes against alternative people?(Thought they do have an LGB and SEPARATE TG remit ...) Apparently no crimes are committed upon this group of people for BEING that group of people,else they'd have a policy on it. This HAS to change,else the chavs are laughing all the way to a slap on the wrist in court and kudos from their mates for taking out another alt kid.

Did you know that CRB checks(criminal record checks) follow a different prodcedure if you are transgender???i.e the TG is not treated the same as any other human being in regard to their FITNESS to have a 'sensitive' job such as nursing, teaching, youth work etc. Again TGs are suspected right from the start...if the CRB (Criminal Records Bureau) tried to do this to a black person or a Muslim, people would be up in arms about it, but Alt Lifestyle people have no rights in this area and no-one to protest to over such treatment...


So yeah, go on Ross Noble, take the p**s out of goths. When someone hits YOU in the face with a piece of scaffolding for wearing black and having long hair then you can have a jolly good laugh at those whimsical little chavs who laughed along with you at your Blue Peter garden grave joke and who then thought YOU were a goth and thus fair game...(erm, you wear all black and have long black hair mate,you're NOT safe!)This is a pic of him: does he really think that chavs are going to be able to tell the difference between him and a goth?!
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Go on Steve Cram, Tim Hutchings,Len Goodman,Bruno Toniolli and all those other bloody commentators who think it is cool to diss an athlete who is one of the best in the world just because they have tattoos, dyed spiky hair or wear black clothes...keep it up. (see our pics for some of these athletes)
Go on, the bloody police who only charged the f*ckers who attacked Sophie and Rob with wounding at first despite the fact that Sophie died...(see further back in our blogs for more info...)
Go on ,the politicians who make "nice" noises with their mouths but have no intention of supporting those agencies like us that need their DELGA policies (hem hem,the Lib Dems?!)

This leaves a bad taste in the mouth...and Ross T**t Noble should have known better.
SIX@TLA
xxx

P.S. I just sent this to Ross Noble's website:
"In the wake of the death of Sophie Lancaster don't you think Ross, dressed in black with long black hair, could have thought of a better taste joke than the one he made about the Blue Peter dog,Petra's grave? It's this kind of talk, the "goths deserve everything they get implication, for looking the way they do"; the oh-yeah-goths-in-full-make-up-sit-in-cemetaries-all-day or sit-in-their-black-rooms-slitting-their-wrists attitude that makes them more a target like poor Sophie and her boyfriend Rob as well as numerous cases of goth hate crimes for which I am curently acting as an advisor.
I await your reply with interest.
You may think it's only comedy; but we endured Benny Hill and Bernard Manning's sexist c**p in the name of comedy; why should comedy take the Mick out of a subculture? Eddie Izzard and Bill Bailey seem to manage just fine without having to put down anyone for what they look like and what their subculture actually involves in regards to clothing and lifestyle...
SIX@TLA."

If I get a reply I'll put it here...

Friday, 12 October 2007

"Derelict" under 18s Alt Night

Please read this:
It was at 6 pm on Tuesday night in Hull*. Conveniently after school and off school grounds. Two young lads are walking home, brothers Simon*(15) and Jeremy* (11).
Simon's* crime? Dressing in alternative clothing and wearing make up.
His punishment? Him and his 11 year old brother are chased by FIVE 18 year old boys allegedly from his own school and were forced to flee away from the road that led to home and right into the heart of chav territory, where they proceeded to beat Simon* with a piece of scaffolding until the pleadings of Jeremy* finally trickled through and they left him alone. Simon* (thanks be!) is not in hospital but it's only a matter of time before he or another alt kid gets the same treatment as poor Sophie again :(:(:(:(:(

The school have washed their hands of it,despite it being pupils from their school involved.The police want to turn up at their house(in full view of chavs)to discuss it!!!! Becky* (the boy's Mom) didn't even know that there are Mediation Rooms at police stations where thay can discuss that sort of things far more safely (and we quickly appraised her of this)so to us the police were not using the correct level of response for this crime.

As Becky* says:
"The same lads tried to follow Simon* after he left school last night, so he went with his friends to their house to escape any more grief.
Thing is they all live around us, and my husband and I are both openly on the wierd side lol, hes a big hairy biker, and I have been a goth / hippy / punk / myself lol since childhood. Its only a matter of time til the parents of these kids become aware of our issues with their darling children and I will expect some grief."[grief is a mild way of putting it,sadly]
She goes on to say:
"They know not to go up that street, but they had no where else to run. Both my sons are alternative dressers, and my 11 year old son's friend who was there also."

Becky* is at her wits end as to how to protect her kids from this.
We cannot sit back and allow this to happen.

*We have changed the names of the mother,the boys and the town as this is part of an ongoing investigation.

SO THIS KID COULD BE YOUR NEIGHBOUR OR YOUR FRIEND. HE COULD BE THE KID YOU PASS IN THE STREET IN THE LONG BLACK COAT AND A SWOLLEN BLACK EYE. IT COULD BE THE QUITE KID DRESSED IN BLACK AT THE BACK OF THE CLASSROOM THAT NEVER PUTS HIS HAND UP AND IS ABSENT A LOT. IT COULD EVEN BE YOU.

We want to set up SAFE Alt Nights for the under 18s,running weekly if possible in YOUR area,all called "Derelict" to link them up, with a no chavs dress code and the best Alt music as requested by the kids! So send your Top Ten played to us(off iPod,iTunes,Media Player etc)...Check out our daily playlists and tell us what you think of them!!!Anyone who wants to start one in their area get in touch, we want to have them
a)all on same poster/flyer
b) and/or linked to other under 18s nights
c)trips to other Derelict nights all over UK TBA !!!!!
Please send your feedback to our inbox or TLA at TheLiscardAlternative@hotmail.co.uk

cheers all
SIX@TLA
xxx

Hi and welcome to The Liscard Alternative

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THIS IS THE PAGE FOR THE HEAD OFFICE OF THE ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE CENTRES we are going to estblish here and in every town in the UK...FOR ALL ALTERNATIVES AND LGBTs ALL OVER THE COUNTRY CAN COME *CHAT* *make and listen to music* *GET ADVICE* *watch films and documentaries* *DRAMA* *self defence* *art/lit* *TRIPS OUT TO GIGS GALLERIES AND OTHER CENTRES* etc etc



WE ARE :
The Liscard Alternative

to complement the myspace group and profile:

http://www.myspace.com/theliscardalternative

http://groups.myspace.com/TheLiscardAlternative



LOOKING FOR ONE IN YOUR AREA(online service available ONLY in all areas except Liscard at present)?



Look on our top friends:


or go to:


http://www.myspace.com/thestocktonalternative




http://www/myspace.com/thechesteralternative




http://www/myspace.com/theleicesteralternative




http://www.myspace.com/theyork_leedsalternative





You want to run an online auxiliary for us??It will help us to reach more people and quicken up the process of getting a REAL Centre in YOUR AREA! Message us!



and the VF page/cult:,br>
http://vampirefreaks.com/cult/The_Liscard_Alternative



the facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=711356087



The Livejournal:URL TBC




our mission is to establish a SAFE alternative shopping mall

(http://myspace.com/deviantgear)

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and Alternative Lifestyle Centre in every city on the planet!!


BIG ambition, maybe, but if we don't try,who will? Well all the amazing organizations out there for a start, with whom we are going to network and make the Alternative and LGBT subcultures/communties stronger!


SO COME AND JOIN US!


We are starting in the north west of the UK (a notorious anti alternative hotspot) and intend to expand right across the UK and beyond!



THIS IS NOT A PIPEDREAM!!!


YEARS of research and networking pre and post Internet shows us that there is a MASSIVE demand for this project idea, especially as for many LBGTs, to leave the house is to dice with death and it is getting that way for Alternative people too... *sigh*


let's not have any more deaths of Alternatives and LGBTs; and create safe havens in every city to *chat* *chill* *be creative (art/lit/music)* *make up tips and feminisation/maculinisation techniques* discuss important issues* *trips* *gigs* *club nights (music/comedy etc)* *stalls and shops (http://www.myspace.com/deviantgear)* *advice*


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Counselling would be provided but we are NOT assuming there is ANYTHING WRONG WITH YOU!!! Often LGBTs and Alternative people need counselling for the abuse they have suffered from antagonistic family 'friends' and the genral public; NOT for what they look like or how they dress. With TS issues counselling is obligatory before any sex change can take place in the UK, which is not always a positive thing; many TSs hve talked of therapists trying to 'cure' them rather than offering constructive advce on gender change...




And of you haven't already PLEASE fill in the Alternative/LGBT questionnaire on the myspace group page and in The Liscard Alternative blog...thank you. If we get 1000 we can petition Parliament...(we have 201 at the moment!)

any Goth emo punk biker skater rocker mosher cyber TG TV or TS of any age to get motivated and have these Centres up and running!



EVENTS(in Wallasey; if you want to your own in conjunction with these,message us and we'll send you a promo pack!!):


29th Sept: Macmillan Cancer/TLA fundraising coffee and music day
Volunteers will be picking up stragglers in Liverpool(at the Swan on Wood St at 11a.m.) and on the main train route up from Chester,just ask for more details!

Copy and send this flyer with your money for tickets and pay no P&P!!!


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CHARITY AUCTION!!! Fab size M/L Raven corset top up for the highest bidder,bids end midnight on october 31st,all proceeds split between The Liscard Alternative and Dogs' Tust :)



31st Oct Hallowe'en Candlelight Vigil for Sophie Lancaster and Victoria Arellano(-among others; if you don't know who these people are,look in the blog and on our pics,or just ask!)on a GLOBAL SCALE,starting at 10 p.m till midnight... email us your vigil pics, add us to your MSN and send us webcam;all pics will be looked at and put up in our pics :) Any donations collected at these vigils gratefully received

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24th Nov: TG Remebrance gig, bands DJs and stalls for the alternative and TG community: goth rock metal cyber emo skater biker rivethead 80s punk etc etc etc...




week of 17th Dec: local alternative stalls- clothes,jewellery, accessories, teas, alternative healing etc etc all under the goth rock metal punk emo rivethead skater biker 80s vintage militaria harajuku herbal etc etc. FREE CHILLING ROOM for teens and interested others too!Great Christmas presents for everyone!!!

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We are hoping that the Centre will be open by Christmas,as that can be an especially lonely time for the alternative community.



CAMPAIGNS:


1. To increase awareness and hopefully tolerance of the Alternative and LGBT subcultures amongstthe genral public

2. To provide a SAFE place for the people within those subcultures

3. To apply pressure to government for changes to the laws regarding the unfair/unethcal treatment of Alternatves and LGBTs...The Wolfenden Report was a small triumph but ther is SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!!

4. To get job passport driving licences and benefits(etc)INCLUDING ONLINE SITES LIKE...AHEM...MYSPACE!!!! forms changed to include TG gender distinctions

e.g. M to F TG/TV/TS

F to M TG/TV/TS

intersex

, plus an option to choose not to disclose gender.


THE TEAM

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SIX: Centre Manager and does everything lol :D

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Stefan: Senior PR

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Danni: Staff/NE of UKRep/PR/The Stockton/Liscard Alternative Moderator

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Leona of Alt Magazine: NW of UK Rep/Chester and N. E. Wales Alternative Moderator/PR/Volunteer



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DOWN:SHOT Wallasey band,Volunteer/PR

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Lewi: Wallasey Volunteer/Rep

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Tom: New Brighton Rep/Volunteer

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Xan/Sorrel: Liverpool/Halifax rep/PR/Volunteer

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Joanna: Liverpool PR (design)

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Khristian: Liverpool Volunteer

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Anna: The York/Leeds Alternative Moderator Rep/PR/Wallasey Volunteer(shop)

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Hayley: local Staff(shop)

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Monika: local Staff (shop and Centre)

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Jack: Cyprus Rep

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Anthony: North Carolina (USA) Rep

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Shoshanna: Texas (USA) Rep/The Austin Alternative Moderator

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Charlotte: Wakefield Volunteer/Rep



this is our little wall of fame,do you want to be on it?


Admin titles:



Partner: someone putting in 50% or more of their time and money for the project

Volunteer: someone who can spare irregular hours to help the centre

Staff: someone putting in more than 12 hrs a week to help the centre and or shop

Moderator: someone who staffs the e mail and MSN options for the centre

Rep: someone who will pass on our contact to those that need it in their area and online

PR: those who make/distribute flyers and posters for us

Senior PR: people who do press releases etc

Advisor: someone who is a qualified counsellor who wishes to give their time...




ONE OF MANY WAYS TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT...



here are three badges...


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either


a)download the pic and make your own badges and stickers to show your support!


b)send us £3 for a badge of your choice or £10 for all four POST FREE!


c) send us £1 for a sheet of stickers (65 on a sheet, 3cm by 2cm each) or £3.25 for all four POST FREE!


ALL PROCEEDS FROM SALES OF THESE BADGES GOES TO THE LISCARD ALTERNATIVE*


*accounts are transparent and viewable on request*